Viewing Joke: Category: Business jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 8   Joke: The Mafia was looking for a new man to make weekly collections fromall the private businesses that they were protecting. Feeling the heat from the police force, they decided to use a deafperson for this job. If he were to get caught, he wouldnt be able tocommunicate to the police what he was doing. Well, on his first week, the deaf collector picks up over $50,000. He gets greedy, decides to keep the money and stashes it in a safe place. The Mafia soon realizes that their collection is late, and sends someof their hoods after the deaf collector. The hoods find the deafcollector and ask him where the money is. The deaf collector cantcommunicate with them, so the Mafia drags the guy to an interpreter.The Mafia hood says to the interpreter, "Ask him where the money is."The interpreter signs, "Wheres the money?" r The deaf replies, "I dont know what youre talking about." Theinterpreter tells the hood, "He says he doesnt know what youretalking about." The hood pulls out a large gun and places it in the ear of the deafcollector. "NOW ask him where the money is." The interpreter signs, "Where is the money?" The deaf man replies, "The $50,000 is in Central Park, hidden in thethird tree stump on the left from the West 78th Street gate ." The interpreter says to the hood, "He says he still doesnt know whatyoure talking about, and doesnt think you have the guts to pull thetrigger."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Business Jokes: 1.    Category: Business jokes   Did you hear about the businessman who is so rich he has two swimming pools, one of which is always empty? Its for peopl... more 2.    Category: Business jokes   An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following:"Please send me one of those gasoline engines for my boat... more 3.    Category: Business jokes   What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.... more 4.    Category: Business jokes   When Bernard got fired from his last job they were really tough. They made him hand back his keys to the executive toile... more 5.    Category: Business jokes   Im very sad to announce this morning, girls, that Miss Jones has decided to retire, said the principal at morning assemb... more 6.    Category: Business jokes   Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job. The company boss asked various ques... more 7.    Category: Business jokes   Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors?A: A superior being.... more 8.    Category: Business jokes   A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son,... more 9.    Category: Business jokes   ttle Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get... more 10.    Category: Business jokes   A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. "I think this one will really move said the broker... more