Viewing Joke: Category: Ethnic jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 13   Joke: An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says " Were having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump, at least one of you can survive"The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers "God Save The Queen" and jumps.The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers "Viva La France" and he also jumps.This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers "Remember the Alamo" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Ethnic Jokes: 1.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. They dont have lightbulbs in caves... more 2.    Category: Ethnic jokes   When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left f... more 3.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: Have you heard about the new Iraqi Air Force exercise program?A: Each morning you raise your hands above your head an... more 4.    Category: Ethnic jokes   A boy from France comes to America. He wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns "take off." Th... more 5.    Category: Ethnic jokes   "Helga, tell me something. Why do Swedish men always have stupid grins on their faces?" "Because theyre stupid," said he... more 6.    Category: Ethnic jokes   A long time ago, Britain and France were at war.During one battle, The French captured an English major.Taking the major... more 7.    Category: Ethnic jokes   A Texan, while visiting Toronto, found himself in the back seat of a taxi cab on the way to his hotel. Passing by the Ro... more 8.    Category: Ethnic jokes   They say that its tough to learn Bosnian because it has seven verb tenses: six past, one present, and no future.... more 9.    Category: Ethnic jokes   Q: How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb?A: Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on s... more 10.    Category: Ethnic jokes   One Scot came back from work earlier then usual and saw plumbers car in the front of the house.- Oh my God, I hope it is... more