Viewing Joke: Category: Business jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 19   Joke: A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road. The driver went to the owner of the calf and explained what had happened. He then asked what the animal was worth. "Oh, about $200 today," said the rancher. "But in six years it would have been worth $900. So $900 is what Im out." The motorist sat down and wrote out a check and handed it to the farmer. "Here," he said, "is the check for $900. Its postdated six years from now."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Business Jokes: 1.    Category: Business jokes   A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I welcome you into the... more 2.    Category: Business jokes   Two Italian construction workers were in the field on an extremely hot day working.. the one says to the other " hey how... more 3.    Category: Business jokes   What business is King Kong in? Monkey business.... more 4.    Category: Business jokes   Q: What do you call a credit union volunteer in a room full of bank directors?A: A superior being.... more 5.    Category: Business jokes   Four corporate presidents, one English, one French, one Japanese and one American, were on their way to an international... more 6.    Category: Business jokes   This guy is selling three parrots. Another guy who wants to buy a parrot approaches him and asks, "How much are your par... more 7.    Category: Business jokes   Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit?A: From crawling acros... more 8.    Category: Business jokes   A stockbroker was cold calling about a penny stock and found a taker. "I think this one will really move said the broker... more 9.    Category: Business jokes   Another friend of mine is a very successful businessman. He started with five thousand pounds - now he owes fifty-five m... more 10.    Category: Business jokes   There was this man who was in a horrible accident, and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the am... more