Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 42   Joke: An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosaur is two billion years and ten months old"."Where did you get this exact information?" "I was here ten months ago, and the guide told me that the dinosaur is two billion years old."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   "The auditors have just left, sir.""Did they check the books?""Very thoroughly.""What did they say?""They want 15% to ke... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays?They can wear casual clothes to work... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   How do you know accountants have no imagination?They named a firm PricewaterhouseCoopers.... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   The managing partner in an accounting firm is very annoyed with one of his junior partners and has called him in to chas... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   How do you drive an accountant completely insane?Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wr... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more