Viewing Joke: Category: Car and train jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 17   Joke: Kelly was standing in front of Cohans Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the car, jumped in, and pulled on the emergency brake with a jerk. Kelly got out and very proudly said to the man approaching him, "I stopped it!" "I know, you idiot!" said the man. "I was pushing it!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Car And Train Jokes: 1.    Category: Car and train jokes   Brother: How do you top a car ?Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.... more 2.    Category: Car and train jokes   On Freds 17th birthday, his Dad said hed take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father s... more 3.    Category: Car and train jokes   I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: Come on in. Theyre... more 4.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Didnt you see that stop sign?Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.... more 5.    Category: Car and train jokes   A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but c... more 6.    Category: Car and train jokes   Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing... more 7.    Category: Car and train jokes   A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked... more 8.    Category: Car and train jokes   A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Ja... more 9.    Category: Car and train jokes   Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?A: Your car.... more 10.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Didnt you see my lights flashing?Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.... more