Viewing Joke: Category: Car and train jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 19   Joke: An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the road. The Rabbi says, "Oy vey! What a wreck!" The priest asks him, "Are you all right, Rabbi?" The Rabbi responds, "Just a little shaken." The priest pulls a flask of whiskey from his coat and says, "Here, drink some of this it will calm your nerves." The Rabbi takes the flask and drinks it down and says, "Well, what are we going to tell the police?" "Well," the priest says, "I dont know what your aft to be tellin them. But Ill be tellin them I wasnt the one drinkin."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Car And Train Jokes: 1.    Category: Car and train jokes   I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: Come on in. Theyre... more 2.    Category: Car and train jokes   What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.... more 3.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Didnt you hear my siren?Motorist: Sure, thats why I sped up.... more 4.    Category: Car and train jokes   Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?A: Carry loaded weapons.... more 5.    Category: Car and train jokes   After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, andinsane regulations at the department of motor vehic... more 6.    Category: Car and train jokes   Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Dont look Im changing!!... more 7.    Category: Car and train jokes   Learner driver: What happens when everythings coming your way? Instructor: Youre in the wrong lane.... more 8.    Category: Car and train jokes   What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?"Dont inhale so fast or youll choke."... more 9.    Category: Car and train jokes   Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back emp... more 10.    Category: Car and train jokes   A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him... more