Viewing Joke: Category: Car and train jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 17   Joke: It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may being plowing." Twenty minutes later there was another announcement: "Will the nine hundred students who went to move fourteen cars return to class."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Car And Train Jokes: 1.    Category: Car and train jokes   Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Dont look Im changing!!... more 2.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Didnt you hear my siren?Motorist: Sure, thats why I sped up.... more 3.    Category: Car and train jokes   A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but c... more 4.    Category: Car and train jokes   Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?A: Your car.... more 5.    Category: Car and train jokes   A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railwa... more 6.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Didnt you see my lights flashing?Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.... more 7.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.... more 8.    Category: Car and train jokes   Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.... more 9.    Category: Car and train jokes   Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was ridin... more 10.    Category: Car and train jokes   A passenger train is creeping along, slowly. Finally it creaks to a halt. A passenger sees a conductor walking by outsid... more