Viewing Joke: Category: Car and train jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 13   Joke: Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns dont kill people. I do."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Car And Train Jokes: 1.    Category: Car and train jokes   WIFE: "Theres trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? Thats ridiculou... more 2.    Category: Car and train jokes   "Wheres the car?" asked Professor Delberts wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this... more 3.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles?Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.... more 4.    Category: Car and train jokes   Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?They were both driving their cars at the tim... more 5.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles?Driver: I was just going for a little spin.... more 6.    Category: Car and train jokes   One day, two guys were driving to a local grocery store to get some food. On the way to the store they ran into an inter... more 7.    Category: Car and train jokes   A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didntyou se... more 8.    Category: Car and train jokes   A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the... more 9.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Didnt you see my lights flashing?Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.... more 10.    Category: Car and train jokes   How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.... more