| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back emp... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles?Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What happens when a frogs car breaks down? It gets toad away..... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, Ive been driving all my life and can safely say that Ive never hear... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since hes in need of petrol, the man... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: I suppose youre going to tell me you werent speeding.Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing yo... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my drivers license and would like to use the family car."Father replies,... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Kelly was standing in front of Cohans Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the... more
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