| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What would you have if your cars motor was in flames?A fire engine.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel?Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, andinsane regulations at the department of motor vehic... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?A: The pick up truck with the gun r... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railwa... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Kelly was standing in front of Cohans Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing parking your car there?Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Z... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you see my lights flashing?Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?One minds the train, the other trains the mind.... more
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