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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet.As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of them wants to reverse.They angrily look one at the other.Finally, one of them picks up a newspaper and starts reading.The other one politely asks, "When youve finished the paper, will you please bring it over, and let me read it?"
 
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