Viewing Joke: Category: Car and train jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 21   Joke: Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts this question to him: "What would you do if you realised that two trains were heading for each other on the same track?"Andy says, "I would switch the points for one of the trains.""What if the lever broke?" asked the inspector. "Then Id dash down out of the signal box," said Andy, "and Id use the manual lever over there." "What if that had been struck by lightning?" "Then," Andy continues, "Id run back into the signal box and phone the next signal box." "What if the phone was engaged?" "Well in that case," persevered Andy, "Id rush down out of the box and use the public emergency phone at the level crossing up there." "What if that was vandalised?" "Oh well then Id run into the village and get my uncle Silas."This puzzles the inspector, so he asks, "Why would you do that?" Came the answer, "Because hes never seen a train crash."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Car And Train Jokes: 1.    Category: Car and train jokes   A man walks into an auto parts store and says "Id like a rear view mirror for my Yugo."The man behind the counter thinks... more 2.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Why are you driving that car in circles?Driver: I was just going for a little spin.... more 3.    Category: Car and train jokes   What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile.... more 4.    Category: Car and train jokes   Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home.Ghost: Why dont you take a train?Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give... more 5.    Category: Car and train jokes   What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.... more 6.    Category: Car and train jokes   Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!... more 7.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk?Motorist: Its too dangerous on the street.... more 8.    Category: Car and train jokes   I saw the most beautiful cars in the window of a dealership recently. A sales man came out and said: Come on in. Theyre... more 9.    Category: Car and train jokes   Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.... more 10.    Category: Car and train jokes   What would you have if your cars motor was in flames?A fire engine.... more