Viewing Joke: Category: Firefighter jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 12   Joke: A man calls the fire department and says, "Yes, I have just had my front yard landscaped, I have a nice new flower bed, a new fish pond with a fountain and a new rose garden.""Very nice," the firefighter says, "but what does that have to do with the fire service?""Well," the man answers, "the house next door is on fire and I dont want you to trample my front yard."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Firefighter Jokes: 1.    Category: Firefighter jokes   Q: What is the first thing off the truck at a trailer fire? A: Lawn chair.... more 2.    Category: Firefighter jokes   A fireman and policeman died and both went to heaven where they were issued their wings with the warningthat if they had... more 3.    Category: Firefighter jokes   Q.How can you tell when a Chicago Fireman is dead? A. The remote control slips from his hand.... more 4.    Category: Firefighter jokes   What did the firemans wife get for Christmas ?A ladder in her stocking !... more 5.    Category: Firefighter jokes   If - H 2 O - is on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside? K 9 P... more 6.    Category: Firefighter jokes   A man who worked at a fire hydrant factory was always late for work. When confronted by his boss the man explained:"You... more 7.    Category: Firefighter jokes   Q. A fireman had two sons. What did he name them?A. Hosea and Hoseb... more 8.    Category: Firefighter jokes   A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby town was called to put the... more 9.    Category: Firefighter jokes   There was a huge fire at a big city soda factory. The city company was losing ground and the owner wasfrantic. He told t... more 10.    Category: Firefighter jokes   Q: Why dont Deputy Fire Marshals look out the window in the morning? A: So they have something to do in the afternoon.... more