Viewing Joke: Category: Car and train jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 7   Joke: A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark night. The passenger taps the driver on the shoulder to ask him something. The driver screams, loses control of the car, nearly hits a bus, drives up on the sidewalk, and stops inches from a shop window. For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said, "Look friend, dont EVER do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!" The passenger apologizes and says he didnt realize that a "little tap" could scare him so much. The driver, after gathering himself together replied, "Sorry, its not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver - Ive been driving hearses for the last 25 years!    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Car And Train Jokes: 1.    Category: Car and train jokes   "Wheres the car?" asked Professor Delberts wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this... more 2.    Category: Car and train jokes   What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.... more 3.    Category: Car and train jokes   Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.... more 4.    Category: Car and train jokes   What do you call a pretend railway ?A play station !... more 5.    Category: Car and train jokes   A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, a... more 6.    Category: Car and train jokes   Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.Motorist: Then it must have been a car that r... more 7.    Category: Car and train jokes   While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 113... more 8.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Didnt you hear my siren?Motorist: Sure, thats why I sped up.... more 9.    Category: Car and train jokes   Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, "What are we going to d... more 10.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Didnt you see that stop sign?Driver: I keep my eyes closed in traffic.... more