Viewing Joke: Category: Car and train jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 15   Joke: A Lutheran minister is driving down to New York to see the radio show and hes stopped in Connecticut for speeding. The state trooper smells alcohol on his breath and then he sees an empty wine bottle on the floor, and he says, "Sir, have you been drinking?"And the minister says, "Just water."The sheriff says, "Then why do I smell wine?"And the minister looks down at the bottle and says, "Good Lord, Hes done it again!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Car And Train Jokes: 1.    Category: Car and train jokes   Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.... more 2.    Category: Car and train jokes   Jills car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of th... more 3.    Category: Car and train jokes   A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the l... more 4.    Category: Car and train jokes   What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ?Carpet !... more 5.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?Motorist: The light just turned y... more 6.    Category: Car and train jokes   A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more 7.    Category: Car and train jokes   What do you call a pretend railway ?A play station !... more 8.    Category: Car and train jokes   Why is an old car like a baby playing?Because it goes with a rattle.... more 9.    Category: Car and train jokes   Where do cars get the most flat tires?Where there is a fork in the road.... more 10.    Category: Car and train jokes   Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?Motorist: Im in a car pool.... more