| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What happens when a frogs car breaks down? It gets toad away..... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath its covered with rustDealer: Yes, sir. The... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is the difference between a locomotive engineer and a teacher?One minds the train, the other trains the mind.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well, Ive been driving all my life and can safely say that Ive never hear... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hells Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old m... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| "Wheres the car?" asked Professor Delberts wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Are you going to a fire?Motorist: No, Im trying to prevent one. Thats what my boss said would happen if I wer... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?Motorist: The light just turned y... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Ive had my eye on you for some time now.Young Lady: Thats funny. I thought you were arresting me for speeding... more
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