| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Are you going to a fire?Motorist: No, Im trying to prevent one. Thats what my boss said would happen if I wer... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my drivers license and would like to use the family car."Father replies,... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Whats black and white and red all over?A nun in a car accident.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What did the jack say to the car?"Can I give you a lift?"... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: I suppose youre going to tell me you werent speeding.Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing yo... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hells Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old m... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made... more
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