Viewing Joke: Category: Car and train jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 19   Joke: A driver pulled up beside a rundown farmhouse. He got out and knocked at the door. A very old woman answered the door, and he asked her for directions to Des Moines."Dont know," the woman said.He got back in his car and pulled away. Then he heard voices. He looked in his rearview mirror and saw the woman and an equally old man waving for him to come back. So he made a U- turn and drove up to them."This is my husband," the old woman said. "He doesnt know how to get to Des Moines either."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Car And Train Jokes: 1.    Category: Car and train jokes   What is a banged-up used car?A car in first-crash condition.... more 2.    Category: Car and train jokes   Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing... more 3.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.... more 4.    Category: Car and train jokes   McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. "Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch out for that bridge thats... more 5.    Category: Car and train jokes   A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since hes in need of petrol, the man... more 6.    Category: Car and train jokes   How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.... more 7.    Category: Car and train jokes   What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.... more 8.    Category: Car and train jokes   What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.... more 9.    Category: Car and train jokes   What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.... more 10.    Category: Car and train jokes   Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made... more