Viewing Joke: Category: Car and train jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 23   Joke: A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver of the truck would jump out of the cab with a big stick and bang on the side of the cargo bay. Hed then jump back into the cab in time to drive away when the signal changed. The first fellow observed this for several miles, until he could stand it no longer. The next time the truck driver jumped out with the stick, the first fellow jumped out and ran up to him. "Im sorry to bother you," he said, over the din of the banging, "but I am very curious; could you tellme what you are doing?" Without breaking rhythm, the truck driver replied, "Sure, Mac. Ya see, this heres a six-ton truck but Ive got eight tons of canaries aboard, so Ive gotta keep two ton of them flying all the time so I dont break an axle".    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Car And Train Jokes: 1.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: What do you think youre doing parking your car there?Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Z... more 2.    Category: Car and train jokes   The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his... more 3.    Category: Car and train jokes   A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since hes in need of petrol, the man... more 4.    Category: Car and train jokes   A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the l... more 5.    Category: Car and train jokes   A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more 6.    Category: Car and train jokes   A man is driving down the road for a long period of time. During his travel, he sees a priest with a gas can hitch hikin... more 7.    Category: Car and train jokes   A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hells Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old m... more 8.    Category: Car and train jokes   What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.... more 9.    Category: Car and train jokes   What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?Hop in.... more 10.    Category: Car and train jokes   WIFE: "Theres trouble with the car. It has water in the carburettor."HUSBAND: "Water in the carburettor? Thats ridiculou... more