Viewing Joke: Category: Car and train jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 11   Joke: After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, andinsane regulations at the department of motor vehicles, I stopped at atoy store to pick up a gift for my son. I brought my selection - a baseball bat - to the cash register. "Cash or charge?" the clerk asked."Cash," I snapped. Then, apologizing for my rudeness, I explained, "Ive spent the afternoon at the motor-vehicle bureau.""Shall I giftwrap the bat?" the clerk asked sweetly. "Or are you goingback there?"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Car And Train Jokes: 1.    Category: Car and train jokes   Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath its covered with rustDealer: Yes, sir. The... more 2.    Category: Car and train jokes   Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back emp... more 3.    Category: Car and train jokes   A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . "Hey Roadway dri... more 4.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Why were you speeding?Driver: I didnt want to be late for my trial.... more 5.    Category: Car and train jokes   Where do cars get the most flat tires?Where there is a fork in the road.... more 6.    Category: Car and train jokes   Why did the stupid racing car driver make ten pit stops during the Grand Prix? He was asking for directions.... more 7.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here?Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."... more 8.    Category: Car and train jokes   Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!... more 9.    Category: Car and train jokes   A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver o... more 10.    Category: Car and train jokes   In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet.As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of the... more