Viewing Joke: Category: Farmer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 8   Joke: This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for $100. The neighbor says, "You can have this rooster. His names Roy. Hell get all your hens pregnant. Hes a real stud." So the farmer takes him home and says, "Its your first day so take it slow, okay?" The farmer puts Roy in the hen house and then hears all the hens crying and yelling. Roy nailed every one of those hens and then nailed a duck and a goose at a pond. The next morning the farmer finds Roy lying dead with his legs sticking in the air and buzzards circling overhead. The farmer says, "Roy, did you have to die?" Roy says, "Quiet! Theyre about to land!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Farmer Jokes: 1.    Category: Farmer jokes   A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The ranchers prize bull was missin... more 2.    Category: Farmer jokes   A very zealous soul-winning young preacher recently came upon a farmer working in his field. Being concerned about the f... more 3.    Category: Farmer jokes   A farmer and his brand new bride were riding home from the chapel in a wagon pulled by a team of horses, when the older... more 4.    Category: Farmer jokes   "Tell me," said the hiker to the local farmer, "will this pathway take me to the main road?" "No, sir," replied the farm... more 5.    Category: Farmer jokes   How does the pig farmer get to the fair? He rides piggyback.... more 6.    Category: Farmer jokes   A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off... more 7.    Category: Farmer jokes   Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!... more 8.    Category: Farmer jokes   The farmers son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had entrusted to him, when all of a... more 9.    Category: Farmer jokes   Did you hear about the farmer you ploughed his field with a steamroller ?He wanted to grow mash potatoes!... more 10.    Category: Farmer jokes   A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf rubbing noses."Boy,... more