| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What did the jack say to the car?"Can I give you a lift?"... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath its covered with rustDealer: Yes, sir. The... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?A laplander !... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What would you have if your cars motor was in flames?A fire engine.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Who drives away all of his customers?A taxicab driver.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "Theres a tree coming straight for us!"... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.... more
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