| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel?Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a pretend railway ?A play station !... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What would you have if your cars motor was in flames?A fire engine.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why are you driving without a license?Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why didnt you obey that stop sign?Driver: I dont believe everything I read.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?Driver: My brakes dont wo... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says"alright John, how you getting on today?"... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is the meaning of afford?Its the car most sales representatives drive.... more
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