| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back emp... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Andy wants a job as a signalman on the railways. He is told to meet the inspector at the signal box. The inspector puts... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a group of cars ?A clutch !... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| "When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.""If you miss your step and hit your head,... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the monster say when he saw a rush hour train full of passengers? Oh good! A chew chew train!... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was ridin... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?A: The color.... more
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