| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man drivingthat he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone."I was only going 40... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| After seeing a documentary on how inner city youths can removethe wheels of cars in under 4 seconds with no specialisteq... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which d... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| "Wheres the car?" asked Professor Delberts wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| On Freds 17th birthday, his Dad said hed take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father s... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?Motorist: Im in a car pool.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: How can you say you dont have any outstanding tickets?Driver: Theyre all in the glove compartment.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man whose son had just passed his driving test went home one evening and found that the boy had driven slap into the l... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Kelly was standing in front of Cohans Tavern when he saw a driverless car rolling slowly down the street. He ran to the... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver o... more
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