| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles?Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you call a pretend railway ?A play station !... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| My sisters a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in t... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What did the jack say to the car?"Can I give you a lift?"... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What happens if an axe falls on your car?You have an ax-i-dent (accident).... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train... more
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