| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver o... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?A: Your car.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Do you know how fast you were going?Motorist: No, youre the one with the radar.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my drivers license and would like to use the family car."Father replies,... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Brother: How do you top a car ?Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other,... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing parking your car there?Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Z... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver... more
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