Viewing Joke: Category: Car and train jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 15   Joke: Auntie Maud bought herself a new rear-engine European car. She took an old friend for a drive, but after only half a mile the car broke down. Both women got out and opened up the front of the car. "Oh. Maud," said her friend, "youve lost your engine!" "Never mind, dear," said auntie. "Ive got a spare one in the trunk."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Car And Train Jokes: 1.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here?Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."... more 2.    Category: Car and train jokes   Why is an old car like a baby playing?Because it goes with a rattle.... more 3.    Category: Car and train jokes   Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.... more 4.    Category: Car and train jokes   Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?A: Carry loaded weapons.... more 5.    Category: Car and train jokes   Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?A: I would be forced to drive unlawf... more 6.    Category: Car and train jokes   Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing... more 7.    Category: Car and train jokes   My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.... more 8.    Category: Car and train jokes   Who drives away all of his customers?A taxicab driver.... more 9.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.... more 10.    Category: Car and train jokes   What happens if an axe falls on your car?You have an ax-i-dent (accident).... more