| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk?Motorist: Its too dangerous on the street.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says"alright John, how you getting on today?"... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign?Motorist: I was only following orders.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didntyou se... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What sort of a car has your dad got? I cant remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Are you going to a fire?Motorist: No, Im trying to prevent one. Thats what my boss said would happen if I wer... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: I suppose youre going to tell me you werent speeding.Motorist: I was speeding all right, but I was testing yo... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you?Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath its covered with rustDealer: Yes, sir. The... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I wasnt going to miss seeing myself on "Americas Most Wanted."... more
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