| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker.It gets dark and the hitch-hiker falls asleep. Sud... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car ?Because shed never be able to learn the language... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| In a very small alley two trucks driving in opposite directions meet.As the drivers are equally stubborn, neither of the... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?A: I would be forced to drive unlawf... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?Motorist: The light just turned y... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| How do you stop a dog howling in the back of a car? Put him in the front.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?A: Your car.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wifes voice urgently warni... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath its covered with rustDealer: Yes, sir. The... more
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