| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Who drives away all of his customers?A taxicab driver.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit out that toffee" and a trai... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. "Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch out for that bridge thats... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?They were both driving their cars at the tim... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Where do cars get the most flat tires?Where there is a fork in the road.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many peo... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why didnt you stop at that red light?Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.... more
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