| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you call someone who draws funny pictures of motor vehicles ?A car-toonist !... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| On Freds 17th birthday, his Dad said hed take him out for his first driving lesson. As they got in the car, the father s... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here?Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What song does a car radio play?A cartoon (car, tune).... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Motorist: Does a deer have a horn?Police Officer: No, a deer has two horns.Motorist: Then it must have been a car that r... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit?Motorist: Im in a car pool.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, Its... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go ou... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What part of a car is the laziest?The wheels. They are always tired.... more
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