Viewing Joke: Category: Farmer jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 9   Joke: A jogger running down a country road is startled as a horse yells at him "Hey-come over hear buddy". The jogger is stunned but runs over to the fence where the horse is standing and asks"Were you talking to me"? The horse replies"Sure was, man Ive got a problem. I won the Kentucky Derby a few years ago and this farmer bought me and now all I do is pull a plow and Im sick of it. Why dont you run up to the house and offer him $5,000 to buy me. Ill make you some money cause I can still run." The jogger thought to himself,"boy a talking horse" Dollar signs started appearing in his head. So he runs to the house and the old farmer is sitting on the porch. The jogger tells the farmer"Hey man Ill give you $5,000 for that old broken down nag youve got in the field". The farmer replies"Son you cant believe anything that horse says-Hes never even been to Kentucky.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Farmer Jokes: 1.    Category: Farmer jokes   Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into t... more 2.    Category: Farmer jokes   Camp Woodland was across the road from a dairy farm. One day the kids saw a large bull.Is that bull safe? someone asked... more 3.    Category: Farmer jokes   An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck... more 4.    Category: Farmer jokes   A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off... more 5.    Category: Farmer jokes   Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pig that had wandered... more 6.    Category: Farmer jokes   What is the difference between a dressmaker and a farmer?A dressmaker sews what she gathers, a farmer gathers what he so... more 7.    Category: Farmer jokes   A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in h... more 8.    Category: Farmer jokes   Q: When is a farmer like a magician?A: When he turns his cow to pasture.... more 9.    Category: Farmer jokes   FARMER: Did you sleep well last night? GUEST: No, the bed was soft and the air was fresh, but an old sow kept pushing at... more 10.    Category: Farmer jokes   What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!... more