| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man is driving down the road for a long period of time. During his travel, he sees a priest with a gas can hitch hikin... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you call a pig whos been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which d... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "Theres a tree coming straight for us!"... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?A laplander !... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What happens when a frogs car breaks down? It gets toad away..... more
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