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| Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?They were both driving their cars at the tim... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you call a person who falls onto you on a train ?A laplander !... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: How many London taxi drivers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: What ? Go all the way up there and come back emp... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?"Dont inhale so fast or youll choke."... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "I... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Didnt you see my lights flashing?Motorist: No, I was going faster than the speed of light.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What can you do to help ease a heavy traffic problem?A: Carry loaded weapons.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| If an electric train travels 90 miles an hour in a westerly direction and the wind is blowing from the north, in which d... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What kind of car drives over water?Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.... more
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