| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is the meaning of afford?Its the car most sales representatives drive.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?A: The color.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What driver doesnt have a license?A screw driver.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the rad... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I wasnt going to miss seeing myself on "Americas Most Wanted."... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why is an old car like a baby playing?Because it goes with a rattle.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Are you going to a fire?Motorist: No, Im trying to prevent one. Thats what my boss said would happen if I wer... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Brother: How do you top a car ?Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.... more
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