| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| "When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.""If you miss your step and hit your head,... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Who drives away all his customers ?A taxi driver.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?They were both driving their cars at the tim... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didntyou se... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?Hop in.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?A: The pick up truck with the gun r... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What happens if an axe falls on your car?You have an ax-i-dent (accident).... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me upThe man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for... more
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