| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Police Officer: Why were you speeding?Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker.It gets dark and the hitch-hiker falls asleep. Sud... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you call a pretend railway ?A play station !... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expen... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says"alright John, how you getting on today?"... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Which snakes are found on cars? Windscreen vipers.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A businessman was traveling in the train and his seat was reserved in the last couch of the train. Every time the train... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Where do ghost trains stop? At devil crossings.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.... more
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