| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Why did the man put his car in the oven?Because he wanted a hot rod.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man was driving up a steep and narrow mountain road.A woman was driving down the same road. As they passed each other,... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing parking your car there?Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Z... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph? A witch in a high speed train.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on Universi... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is the best thing to take when youre run over?The number of the car that hit you.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles?Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since hes in need of petrol, the man... more
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