Viewing Joke: Category: Accountant jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 28   Joke: Two accountants are in a bank, when armed robbers burst in. While several of the robbers take the money from the tellers, others line the customers, including the accountants, up against a wall, and proceed to take their wallets, watches, etc. While this is going on accountant number one jams something in accountant number twos hand. Without looking down, accountant number two whispers, "What is this?" to which accountant number one replies, "its that $50 I owe you."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Accountant Jokes: 1.    Category: Accountant jokes   A young accountant spends a week at his new office with the retiring accountant he is replacing. Each and every morning... more 2.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why do accountants make good lovers? Theyre great with figures.... more 3.    Category: Accountant jokes   An internal auditor for a manufacturing group was concerned about anomalies in stock levels. He thought someone might be... more 4.    Category: Accountant jokes   An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more 5.    Category: Accountant jokes   What do actuaries do to liven up their office party?Invite an accountant.... more 6.    Category: Accountant jokes   Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb? A: What sort of answer did you have in mind ?A: None-just a... more 7.    Category: Accountant jokes   Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more 8.    Category: Accountant jokes   Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more 9.    Category: Accountant jokes   Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the... more 10.    Category: Accountant jokes   A businessman hires a private detective to find a missing accountant.The detective tells him that he needs a description... more