| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Police Officer: Why were you speeding?Women Driver: I was late for traffic school.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?A: I would be forced to drive unlawf... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Why did the man put his car in the oven?Because he wanted a hot rod.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I was trying to get home before I ran out of gas.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many peo... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: What did the first stoplight say to the second stoplight? A: Dont look Im changing!!... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What car do insects drive? A Volkswagen automobile.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didntyou se... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A sardarji was working as editor in a daily newspaper. Once he was travelling to Bombay to deliver a speech about railwa... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hells Angels bikers walked in. The first walked up to the old m... more
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