| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Why did the man put his car in the oven?Because he wanted a hot rod.... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| The train was about to pull out of the station. Swinging a large bag, a young man managed to reach the train, throw his... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle?A: A Yamahahaha... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why didnt you stop at that red light?Motorist: Then you would have caught up with me.... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Whats the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit out that toffee" and a trai... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What did the jack say to the car?"Can I give you a lift?"... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. "Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch out for that bridge thats... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my drivers license and would like to use the family car."Father replies,... more
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