| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: How can you reduce the possibility of having an accident?A: Be too drunk to find your keys.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What should a teacher take if hes run down? The number of the car that hit him.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I wasnt going to miss seeing myself on "Americas Most Wanted."... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q. What has one horn and gives milk? A A milk truck.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didntyou se... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What is a banged-up used car?A car in first-crash condition.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life . "Hey Roadway dri... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| a quadruple amputee is waiting at the bus stop.The bus pulls up.Driver says"alright John, how you getting on today?"... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A motorist ran into a shop. "Do you own a black and white cat?" he asked. "No," replied the manager. "Oh dear," said the... more
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