| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?A: Your car.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What would you have if your cars motor was in flames?A fire engine.... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why did you stop your car, get out, and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?Motorist: The light just turned y... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A guy driving a truck in the middle of nowhere picks up a hitch-hiker.It gets dark and the hitch-hiker falls asleep. Sud... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: What do you think youre doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?Driver: My brakes dont wo... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Monster: Ive got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why dont you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me giv... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time?A: The pick up truck with the gun r... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, Its... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Did you hear about the boy who had to do a project on trains? He had to keep track of everything!... more
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