| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughterand beeped his car horn by mistake.She turned and looked at him fo... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 113... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Whats the difference between a schoolteacher and a train driver? A schoolteacher says, "Spit out that toffee" and a trai... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| What do you get if you cross a Rolls Royce with a vampire? A monster that attacks expensive cars and sucks out their gas... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my drivers license and would like to use the family car."Father replies,... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Auntie Gladys bought herself a new rear-engine continental car. She took an old friend for a spin, but after only half a... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| McAfee and Bracket were driving home after a big party. "Hey," said McAfee, "be sure to watch out for that bridge thats... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here?Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Peter Ludwig, a caver from Austria who is appalled by American drivinghabits, offers the following advice:The probabilit... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes |
| Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?A: Your car.... more
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