Viewing Joke: Category: Car and train jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 13   Joke: Q: How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? A: Six - One to force it with a hammer and five to go out for more bulbs. A: Two, one to screw in all the bulbs he has until he finds one that fits, and the other to tell you he thinks hell have to replace the whole socket.    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Car And Train Jokes: 1.    Category: Car and train jokes   What happens if an axe falls on your car?You have an ax-i-dent (accident).... more 2.    Category: Car and train jokes   An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the... more 3.    Category: Car and train jokes   Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.... more 4.    Category: Car and train jokes   What would you have if your cars motor was in flames?A fire engine.... more 5.    Category: Car and train jokes   Q) Whats worse than raining buckets?A) Hailing taxis!... more 6.    Category: Car and train jokes   Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed ou... more 7.    Category: Car and train jokes   Why was the school principal not pleased when he bumped into an old friend ?They were both driving their cars at the tim... more 8.    Category: Car and train jokes   Two wizards in a car were driving along and the police were chasing them for speeding. One said, "What are we going to d... more 9.    Category: Car and train jokes   A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expen... more 10.    Category: Car and train jokes   A boy sat on a train chewing gum and staring vacantly into space, when suddenly an old woman sitting opposite said, Its... more