Viewing Joke: Category: Car and train jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 22   Joke: "Wheres the car?" asked Professor Delberts wife when he got home. "Did I take it out?" "Yes, you drove it to school this morning." "I suppose youre right, my dear. I remember now that after I got out, I turned to thank the man who gave me a lift and wondered where hed gone."    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Car And Train Jokes: 1.    Category: Car and train jokes   A San Francisco motorist following a taillight in a dense fog crashed into the car ahead of him when it stopped suddenly... more 2.    Category: Car and train jokes   What do you say to a one legged hitch-hiker?Hop in.... more 3.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I wasnt going to miss seeing myself on "Americas Most Wanted."... more 4.    Category: Car and train jokes   A fellow was following a truck in heavy traffic. Every block or so, when they were stopped at a stop light, the driver o... more 5.    Category: Car and train jokes   Brother: How do you top a car ?Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.... more 6.    Category: Car and train jokes   A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce. He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver... more 7.    Category: Car and train jokes   After spending 3-1/2 hours enduring the long lines, surly clerks, andinsane regulations at the department of motor vehic... more 8.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you?Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.... more 9.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Didnt you see the signs with the speed limit?Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.... more 10.    Category: Car and train jokes   What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic? Toot and Car Man.... more