| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you driving around in circles and laughing?Motorist: I thought I was on a merry-go-round.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A young bloke has started work on a property, and the boss sends him up the back paddocks to do some fencing work, but c... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A tiny racing car was developed by American scientists. The Americans then sent the car over to Japan to see what the Ja... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What part of a car is the laziest?The wheels. They are always tired.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| One day a guy was driving with his 4-year-old daughterand beeped his car horn by mistake.She turned and looked at him fo... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you call a pretend railway ?A play station !... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath its covered with rustDealer: Yes, sir. The... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| "When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.""If you miss your step and hit your head,... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?A: Heavy psychedelics.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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