Viewing Joke: Category: Car and train jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 23   Joke: Dilmer, six-foot-three, two hundred eighty pounds, was thrown from his seat when the Southern Railway train he was riding derailed. The giant teenager flew a dozen feet through the air before hitting headfirst against a steel partition. For a moment Dilmer lay dazed, rubbing his head. The conductor came by and kneeled down beside him. "Dont move!" said the conductor. "Weve called an ambulance." "Naw," said the boy, getting to his feet. "I aint hurt so bad. That steel wall musta broke my fall!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Car And Train Jokes: 1.    Category: Car and train jokes   Q: What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?A: The color.... more 2.    Category: Car and train jokes   What did the big carburettor say to the little carburettor?"Dont inhale so fast or youll choke."... more 3.    Category: Car and train jokes   Personally, I like to stay and read the credits. When the last scene of Titanic faded to black and people began rushing... more 4.    Category: Car and train jokes   How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.... more 5.    Category: Car and train jokes   "When you exit the bus, please be sure to lower your head and watch your step.""If you miss your step and hit your head,... more 6.    Category: Car and train jokes   Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "I... more 7.    Category: Car and train jokes   What would you have if your cars motor was in flames?A fire engine.... more 8.    Category: Car and train jokes   A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more 9.    Category: Car and train jokes   A state trooper pulled a car over and told the man drivingthat he was going 50 mph in a 40 mph zone."I was only going 40... more 10.    Category: Car and train jokes   A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over. "Didntyou se... more