Viewing Joke: Category: Car and train jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 21   Joke: Blake and his parents were drinking at the bar in a train station when they heard a whistle. The three of them rushed out of the bar onto the platform only to discover that they had missed the train. "The next train is in one hour," said the stationmaster. The three went back into the bar. The parents had another drink; Blake had a Pepsi. Again they heard a whistle, rushed out and discovered the train pulling away. "Next one is sixty minutes from now!" said the stationmaster. An hour later, Blake, with his mom and dad, raced out onto the platform, and his parents leaped onto the train as it pulled away. The boy was left standing on the platform and began to laugh uproariously. "Your parents just left you," said the stationmaster. "Why are you laughing?" "They came to see me off!"    Add to del.icio.us    Digg this    Reddit More Car And Train Jokes: 1.    Category: Car and train jokes   "Take the wheel, Harry!" said the nervous lady driver. "Theres a tree coming straight for us!"... more 2.    Category: Car and train jokes   Did you ever see a country boy in New York whistle for a cab? He puts two fingers in his mouth and hollers, "Taxi!"... more 3.    Category: Car and train jokes   Q: How do you deal with heavy traffic?A: Heavy psychedelics.... more 4.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: Didnt you hear me whistle at you?Woman Driver: Sure, but I dont flirt when I drive.... more 5.    Category: Car and train jokes   My dad is stupid. He thinks a fjord is a Norwegian motor car.... more 6.    Category: Car and train jokes   Jills car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down. One day John got yet another one of th... more 7.    Category: Car and train jokes   It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on Universi... more 8.    Category: Car and train jokes   A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe, a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expen... more 9.    Category: Car and train jokes   A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "Ive circled the block for 20 minutes. Im late f... more 10.    Category: Car and train jokes   Policeman: What do you think youre doing parking your car there?Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Z... more